[ The goddess won't even bother refuting, since she believes it will fall on deaf ears. No more information for him.
But for offending a goddess, Owen will be pierced with sharp wheat stalks that protrude from the ground like spikes and smashed with a 2-ton bale of hay. A cow falls on it, mooing when it lands and toddles off. The fairies clean up the bloody mess thoroughly. Not a trace.
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But for offending a goddess, Owen will be pierced with sharp wheat stalks that protrude from the ground like spikes and smashed with a 2-ton bale of hay. A cow falls on it, mooing when it lands and toddles off. The fairies clean up the bloody mess thoroughly. Not a trace.
Owen is unable to speak for 3 days.
Welcome to your forever stay in Crescentview. ]